The distributor whispered to the worthless sponsor:
"You have been at my side through all my bad times and suffering.
"When I lost my best leader, you were there to support me.
"When my opportunity meeting caught on fire, you were there at my side.
"When my downline quit to join another company, you stayed with me.
"And every day that I've been sick, you've been here.
"Do you know what I'm thinking?"
The worthless sponsor replied, "No, what are you thinking?"
The distributor replied, "I think you're bad luck!"